US – Neo-Catholics and Neo-Cons: An Unholy Alliance (Satire)
“Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it!” – George Carlin
To: Guardian of the Holy Index of Proscribed Books at the Vatican
From: Your Deep Cover, Ever Faithful Agent in Godless America
You want to know, Your Worshipfulness, how bad things are here, then consider this: The “National Enquirer,” a weekly scandal sheet, is selling out faster than President Barack Obama can break his campaign promises! All you hear about is Tiger Woods and his bimbos. Every day, there’s another expose’. This pleases TV-Talk-Show guru David Letterman and ex-Presidential candidate, John Edwards. Why? Because it pushes their sexual dalliances to a back burner. I’m writing to let you know that there is a disturbing new book out–“The Neo-Catholics: Implementing Christian Nationalism in America.” The author is Betty Clermont.
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